Zero Points of Articulation

April 1, 2010 in Misc by RangelMD

What do you get the nerd . . scifi fan who has every possible action figure this side of Middle Earth? How about a 2001: A Space Odyssey alien monolith action figure* as discovered by the good nerds people at Think Geek.

  • Properly proportioned to those in the movies 2001 and 2010 (1:4:9 – the squares of the first 3 integers).
  • Made of semisynthetic, organic, amorphous, solid materials (AKA plastic).
  • Zero (0) points of articulation.
  • May cause strange magnetic fields, action figure evolution, seeing things filled with stars, and/or more (or it might just sit on your desk doing nothing).

May force your action figures to learn new skills to allow them to use objects as tools and weapons in order to dominate the rival action figure clan. But I digress.

Can also be painted marble gray and used as a granite slab action figure, symbolic representation of the intelligence, whit, and mastery of complex domestic social and economic policy and geopolitical strategy of the G.W. Bush administration.

*Best 4-1 product evar!

PS: Better than Spaghetti Harvest?

PPS: Yes!

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